I Would Teach If I Had My Own Cult Following"
"You've finally made me
do it.I'll tell you what I
would do if I had my own cult following!"
It's true. This is what I would teach if I had my own cult following.
I'm revealing this because of so many people have asked for it... and I
thought that it's just REALLY
It's my own twisted version of a self-improvement book... and yes,
you'll agree that it's useful.
see, it's not like I want to start a cult any
time soon. It's just that with all the years of study of the mind and
mind control I've uncovered some very useful tools that anyone can use
to gain a noticeable amount of happiness. The truth is I think that if
EVERYBODY used these mental tools people would be happier, more good
things would get done and the world would be a nicer place.
But that is
perhaps asking too much.
you get in this little manual are
exercises and "meditations" that I have used to feel better about life
and gain more control over every aspect of my life. In other words,
these are useful exercises that you can use every day and feel better
as a result.
not telling you to go out and start your cult, but if
you were to, these would be great, positive exercises and teaching that
would make people look at you with awe and wonder.
people these exercises and you're bound to find a few smart people who
see you as wiser than King Solomon.
Mind Control Manual
four things you'll need
to value to be forever happy.
learn why most people
aren't happy. (The answer is "It's hard work")
learn how to wake up
looking forward to the day.
learn why most people
hate themselves and how to over come it.
learn how to
communicate with a "future you" who has accomplished it all so that you
can get good advise.
learn how to change
past events so the will never drag you down... no matter how terrible
they may have been.
learn how to focus
your thoughts so that you are filled with energy instead of having to
battle anger and frustration.
No, you don't have to start a cult, but if you did you could start
here. These are nice kind exercises in mind control that you should use
on yourself and teach to as many people as possible.
satisfied unless you are more
than satisfied. So here's my
simple “No Small Print” guarantee. Use the manual
put it through the ringer. Use every strategy and technique as many
times as you'd like for 12
judge. If this book doesn't deliver everything I've promised, or if
you're unhappy with it for any reason, just let me know and you can
return it for a complete refunt.
problem making this iron-clad guarantee because I've personally
profited from many of these strategies and techniques so I know they
work. Fair enough?